Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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