Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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