I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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