what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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