I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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