i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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