I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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