But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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