Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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