I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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