think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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