Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Do plants get herpes?
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