apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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