she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Of course I have a pirate flag
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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