Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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