This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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