i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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