Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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