neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
this hospital has no fireball
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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