She announced her abortion via fbk
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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