if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
