Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Help. Why am I so naked?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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