i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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