Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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