it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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