hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
