fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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