isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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