hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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