Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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