id be glad to
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
