Heybabeimwearingurpanties
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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