omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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