i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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