Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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