in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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