at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
My feet surprised me
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