question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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