dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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