who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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