Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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