problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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