i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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