I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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