he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
