I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
PANTIES FOUND
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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