Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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