Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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