Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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