Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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